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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">I am sensing there might have been a 4-year-old in the scenario. I choose to believe this ;-)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> libs-or-bounces@listsmart.osl.state.or.us [mailto:libs-or-bounces@listsmart.osl.state.or.us]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>Leah Griffith<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, July 03, 2013 4:08 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> libs-or@listsmart.osl.state.or.us<br>
<b>Subject:</b> [Libs-Or] For your pre-holiday guffaws<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Yesterday, we found a jar of honey in the book drop. Luckily, while it wasn’t sealed, the jar didn’t come open or break. We obviously tossed it and thanked our lucky stars we weren’t trying to clean honey off a bin of books!
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<p class="MsoNormal">Today, we get a phone call: “Did you find my jar of honey in the book return?”
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<p class="MsoNormal">Wow, why would you call about a half full jar of honey you had put in a library book return?
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Lucida Handwriting";color:#1F497D">Leah
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">Leah M. Griffith <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">Director, Newberg Public Library 503-537-1256
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