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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">I have been reading some old newspapers and thing some of you might enjoy this.</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">And here we are 110 years later and most have not changed. - Linda</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">EXCERPTED FROM THE "JUNCTION CITY TIMES", S.L. Morehead, Publisher</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">June 23, 1894, Volume III, No. 38</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>SOME QUEER THINGS<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the man who chews tobacco wants a wife with a sweet mouth.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That long haired men, don’t admire short haired women, and vice versa.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That there is a vast difference ‘twixt tweedle dee and tweedle dum.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the wilful, unruly pupil makes a teacher of exceptional governing capabilities.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the biggest gossip in the neighborhood thinks everybody is talking about her.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the man who writes agricultural items for the newspaper lives in a city flat and never saw a farm.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the woman who was a noted flirt in her youthful days doesn’t want her daughter to look at a man.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the wearing of tight boots should cause men to become prematurely bald, there’s Bill Nye for instance.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the man who thinks he knows more than any of his neighbors is apt to be the biggest fool in the neighborhood.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>Is it not queer: That the man who does not want women to vote does not object to his wife cutting her own stove wood.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That there should still be any one foolish enough to believe that promises made by lovers or politicians will be kept.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the woman who is clamoring for woman’s rights owns a husband who sews on his own buttons and dare not say his soul is his own.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>That the lengthy article on the care of babies, how that they should be fed only once in four hours, etc., was written by a woman who never had a baby of her own.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></BODY></HTML>