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color:black'>1. My family coat of arms ties in the back...is this normal?<br>
2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.<br>
3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program<br>
4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!<br>
5. My hobby is genealogy. I raise dust bunnies as a hobby.<br>
6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?<br>
7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.<br>
8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.<br>
9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?<br>
10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.<br>
11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more.<br>
12. It's 2004...Do you know where your ancestors are?<br>
13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.<br>
14. A family can wither if nobody tends to it's roots.<br>
15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.<br>
16. After 3o days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.<br>
17. Am I the only person up a tree..sure seems like it.<br>
18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.<br>
19. Can a first cousin once removed...RETURN?<br>
20. FLOOR: The place for storing priceless genealogy records.<br>
21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.<br>
22. Genealogists are time unravelers.<br>
23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide...I seek.<br>
24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.<br>
25. "Crazy" is a relative in my family.<br>
26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.<br>
27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.<br>
28. I should have asked them BEFORE they died.<br>
29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad Heir" days.<br>
30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.<br>
31. Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.<br>
33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.<br>
34. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a<br>
thief.<br>
35. Many a family tree needs pruning.<br>
36. Shh! Be very, very quiet....I'm hunting forebears.<br>
37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!<br>
38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!<br>
39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.<br>
40. Genealogists live in the past lane.<br>
41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots.<br>
42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.<br>
43. All right! Everybody out of the genepool!<br>
44. Always willing to share my ignorance.<br>
45. Documentation....The hard part..<br>
46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!<br>
47. Genealogy....will I ever have time to mow the lawn again?<br>
48. All the really important information is on the missing page.<br>
49. I researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist!<br>
50. SO MANY ANCESTORS................SO LITTLE TIME!</span><span
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