[or-roots] FW: Geneology one liners.....LOL

Harguess, Dale dharguess at coastline.edu
Tue May 19 16:51:42 PDT 2009


This is a test....

 

1.  My family coat of arms ties in the back...is this normal?
2.  My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
3.  My ancestors must be in a witness protection program
4.  Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
5.  My hobby is genealogy. I raise dust bunnies as a hobby.
6.  How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?
7.  I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
8.  I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
9.  I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more.
12. It's 2004...Do you know where your ancestors are?
13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
14. A family can wither if nobody tends to it's roots.
15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
16. After 3o days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
17. Am I the only person up a tree..sure seems like it.
18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad
apples.
19. Can a first cousin once removed...RETURN?
20. FLOOR: The place for storing priceless genealogy records.
21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.
22. Genealogists are time unravelers.
23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide...I seek.
24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
25. "Crazy" is a relative in my family.
26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
28. I should have asked them BEFORE they died.
29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad Heir" days.
30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
31. Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like
fools.
34. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a
thief.
35. Many a family tree needs pruning.
36. Shh! Be very, very quiet....I'm hunting forebears.
37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
40. Genealogists live in the past lane.
41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots.
42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.
43. All right! Everybody out of the genepool!
44. Always willing to share my ignorance.
45. Documentation....The hard part..
46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
47. Genealogy....will I ever have time to mow the lawn again?
48. All the really important information is on the missing page.
49. I researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist!
50. SO MANY ANCESTORS................SO LITTLE TIME!

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